so, i went to port byron this weekend for a friends birthday party and was there all weekend....while swimming nad tubbing in the mississippi i discovered i was burnt from head to toe...literally.... :(

ok....so i haven't been on my xanga in a very long time...over the course of my absence i was given the zombie zurvival guide as a gift...(thank u jen) and relaized that my past weblogs dealing with zombie invasions is contradicted by the entire book....get the book....its better than reading stupid weblogs....hahaha

    so Sunday night I was at my cousin Jen's house, and we began the discussion of zombies, like scenarios and ways that we might be able to survive. I am  probably one of the few people that think about my safety from the living dead almost 24/7. Because it is my number one fear. We came up with a few places where you could possibly survive, and some are better than others.
1) A six flags roller coaster platform
2) An apartment building on the third floor with balcony, and heavy metal door
3) A hotel room NOT on the first floor
4) An attic, to get up into it use a latter, not a  chair, if they find that you are up there they might use it and it will be easier  for them to get to you, once in the attic  pull the latter up with you, and leave the door part way open so you can see what  is going on.....

    Another thing we thought of was transportation, depending on what kind of living dead we are dealing with
For the slow ass walking zombies, we suggest you walk NOT run, because if you run you will get tired, or settle with a bike, its quieter. For the running zombies such as the ones from Dawn of the Dead, you would probably want a high up car, such as a heavy duty truck, or charter bus.You also may want automatic doors and windows so u don't have to fuss with keys, or take the time to roll down a window........Another thing travel in smaller groups, you don't want to attract attention, a five person group at the biggest, you don't want anymore than that. You also don't want people that will slow you down. If someone tells you to leave them behind, shoot them, you don't want them to suffer, and if you do, you don't want another zombie coming after you.

Next topic is weapons.......you want something that you could use from far away...STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM CLOSE RANGE WEAPONS!!! Which includes, knives, bats, poles. Never use a chainsaw, its too loud and will again attract attention,which you don't want. We realized a gun was the best weapon to use.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST; when you find a safe place STAY THERE!! don't be like well we have to move,stay where you are, in less you are in a dangerous area, or become exposed to the "infected", the zombies should die off from not eating, if you put your self at risk of getting bit, you are only prolonging the invasion. Also don't try to save someone that it is mostly impossible to do with out losing the members of your group.
EXAMPLE: Dawn of the dead....they tried to save Andy, what ended up happening? he got bit and turned into a zombie......and he almost killed a girl.......its not worth it....ONE LIFE IS NOT WORTH 5